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Alright, so this is that place, where I'm supposed to describe myself, eh? Hmmm... I could tell you what I look like, I suppose, but I'm probably lying (but maybe not). I could even include a picture, but it could really just be a picture of my ugly&.friend Ollie. I don't really have a friend Ollie, but if I did, I bet he'd be pretty unattractive. I could tell you what is in my pockets, but that takes excessive rummaging and therefore won't happen. I could tell you where I live, but I.'m not from here. I may eventually be from here, but right now I'm still from someplace else, and I might move elsewhere... if I move, I'm not sure where I'm gonna say that I'm from. I could tell you what I do, but then I'd have to tell you what I. don't. Yeah, I could do all that, and it would probably be much less confusing, but this probably gives you a better sense of who I am than anything else I could tell you. Confused? Me too. Just keep smiling, it seems to work for me.