"Warning: For some people, especially children, excessive consumption may produce laxative effects"

The fantastic thing about Sorbitol is that it is a sugar substitute which also has catastrophic consequences when eaten in large quantities.

Give Sorbitol based sweets to badly behaved children. Their parents will love you for saving their teeth, and, should the unruly minors scoff the sweets too fast they will have a nasty bout of diarrhoea for their troubles.

Everyone's a winner.