Disciple of Chaos

I seriously doubt anyone's going to read this homenode. I'm not a particularly competitive noder. I'm probably one of the many that is going to be level one forever, due to a combined lack of commiment and lack of incentive. I'm probably never going to write a moving or influential write up, but I doubt any of the small writeups I produce will make anyone angry enough to seek out my personal information and attempt to launch a personal attack on me. So, I see no real reason not to lie about myself in order to seem more interesting to anyone who, by chance, comes across my home node.

My name is Lucifer, First and Foremost of the Four Satanic Princes, Heir to the Throne of Hell, Lord of the Pit. I live in a large mansion in southern California, the base of operations from which I hope to take over the world. My interests include torturing babies, composing plots to assassinate world leaders, overseeing ritualistic orgies, and golfing. My best friend, lieutenant, and closest ally is an elder incubus who masquerades on E2 as Alienof2000. He is currently possessing Jules Kahn, a human worm child in the realms upstate NY. Though the form does not truly do justice to his true might and majesty, we hope it prove be useful in the scheme to enslave mankind.

Though we have only recently reached the second stage of our plan, you will hear about us in the newspaper soon enough. You will scream for your vile mothers as our minions rend your flesh from your bones.

It will be glorious.