Thanks to the horny e2 portland conflagration
, I was infected by this lovely lovely meme
I then passed it on to my friends in Wisconsin over spring break. One of these friends has (sigh) scanned in the results.
Observe and be frightened:
(Be warned, there is "rude" language.)
My personal favorite?
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Only thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla... All the damn vampires.
Calm down Styles (from Teenwolf); I, Michael J. Fox, will use my powers of lycanthropy to overcome that lame-ass vampire.
Function: Activate eye tazors.
Ow! Your heat-vision hurts me greatly!
Radioactive free-floating eyeballs to radioactive human to steaming dung: The life story of Martin Short.