How come there's no female Perl hackers? Or, how come Svaha's not my girlfriend?
Or, maybe a better question: How come the existant Perl hacquerinne all avoid me? Do I smell bad? Do they abhor 4-space indent? Dislike my te.ndancy to want to bless() everything?
And I happen to like The Mystical hashref of Life
I also like industrial music (especially Front Line Assembly, Haujobb, and :wumpscut:), programming really. large, complex MUDs in Perl, cycling, and faeries. Oh, and girls who hack Perl; did I mention that already?
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