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The Surrealist Compliment Generator (thing)

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(thing) by Deborah909 Sat Apr 15 2000 at 22:15:21

The laudatory antidote to the Random Insult Generator.

Here's a sample: "I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights."

Check it out at http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

I like it! 1 C!

random insult generator Small things amuse large minds Check it out Oncogenic
May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking Longest insult in Shakespeare So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus Ice-eating weight loss diet Your sandwich surpasses that of mortals You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets
Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating Look at my feet in those mangoes You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation Marker System (A drinker's guide to avoiding Coyote Arm)
S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N Thy fundement depeint Laudatory Kill your sampler
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