Darkninja69

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Fri Apr 5 2002 at 04:40:29 (22.1 years ago )

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Thu Oct 23 2008 at 04:19:14 (15.5 years ago )

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mission drive within everything

To absorb all that I can

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Life

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June 5, 2004

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• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful." (fiction)
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car (idea)
• 19 Haiku For You - October (idea)
• 5 recommended books for young men (idea)
• Adam Purcell
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• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
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• Breaking the Sabbath (idea)
• Carriage return
• CCBBA Black Belt Curriculum
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• cheap wine and no dirty socks (thing)
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• Cunnilingus FAQ
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things (idea)
• Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Everything Guitar Project
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• Guide to becoming a supervillain (idea)
• Guide to becoming an action hero (idea)
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• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• How to grow marijuana
• How to meet the most girls (idea)
• How to ride long distances in a car (idea)
• How to survive a plane crash (idea)
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
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• I didn't always have this cool job
• I have a dream
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• I love her backwards (idea)
• I now understand Wood
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid. (place)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake (person)
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday (idea)
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character (idea)
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• It is my nature to covet
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt (idea)
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do (idea)
• John Keats (person)
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One! (fiction)
• Knights Templar
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance (idea)
• Love is tangerine light (idea)
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed (idea)
• My Biggest Secret (thing)
• My grandmother and I traveling in time (essay)
• Oak Island Water Pit
• Oedipus Rex and the Existential dilemma (idea)
• Page of Cool
• Paradise Lost (person)
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• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole (idea)
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• Ronald Reagan's Goldwater Speech (thing)
• Salt on a Magpie's Tail (idea)
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• She favors black bras (person)
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel (person)
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
• special relativity
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• Stealing parts of my heart with your glances (idea)
• Stone Junction
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• The Corpus Hermeticum
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
• The emotional pleasures of contradiction are impossible to sell (idea)
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• The power to break a heart
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• Those things we use to gauge ourselves propel us over cliffs (idea)
• To kill persistent tears, befriend sunlight. (idea)
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory (idea)
• Welcome to Everything
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• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now? (idea)
• You are not special. You will die here, too. (idea)
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• you play with the serious words (idea)
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• you want to use blood; i say we use devotion (place)
• you, the marionette (person)
• Zen and the Art of Hacking (idea)