Found on my floor whilst cleaning and listening to Led Zeppelin's III, writ upon the back of a Land & Sea Diner placemat:
"What if the father of
mathematics has an
abortion?" - Phil
"That was the most titannically and deliciously
irrational statement I've heard in a while." - Joe
Shrapnel Flakes! They're grr-rr-arr!
Now there's a great slogan:
Tired of your children?
Andrey: "Mommy, why does this milk smell like
gasoline?
...Don't worry..."
"Here, come sit on this holy hand grenade, it'll fill you with spirituality...and lead..." -G'zone
"If they had a movie,
3 hours of this guy drinking coffee, it would make sense. He was thirsty, he drank
coffee. It makes sense.
Minority Report doesn't do that." -Andrey
"Am I going to have
my leg torn off and
shoved up my ass?" -Dan
"Depends on if you pay or not." -Phil