A comedian and movie star, who is also well-known for his humorous remarks. He is very quotable, to say the least. I give a few nice examples:
- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Behind every great man stands a woman, and behind her stands his wife.
- Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
- Women should be obscene and not heard.
- I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
- You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
- I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- Quote me as saying I was misquoted.