Backstory:

From the outer reaches of time, I summoned my cosmo-dog to destroy the Earth. Failing in its task, I have decided to take up residence in hopes of learning the secrets of your earth beaches, a phenomenon unknown in my home sector 324432215-821321391-923848787897832x394809023.

Soon, I shall grow weary of your silly antics and bring destruction to this realm. Until then, I condescend to explain Everything.

Muhahaha! Hahahahaha! HaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disinformation:

Beer Related
Unibroue ¬ La Maudite ¬

Film Related
challenging soundtracks

Hip-Hop Related
Finky Binks ¬ Jedi Mind Tricks ¬ Project Blowed ¬ Aceyalone ¬ Abstract Rude ¬ Freestyle Fellowship

RPG Related
projectile weapon ¬ slug thrower

Language Related
Player Hater ¬ cockblocking

Human Rights Related
Frank Zappa