user since

Wed Feb 6 2002 at 03:12:17 (6.8 years ago )

last seen

Sun Jul 1 2007 at 06:13:19 (1.4 years ago )

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mission drive within everything

to entertain and be enlightened

specialties

I'm good at lying to myself

school/company

Iowa State University

motto

Monsieur, (a+bn)/n=x, donc Dieu existe: repondez!

most recent writeup

March 16, 2003

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• Tem42
• Douglas Coupland
• Snow Crash
• catamite
• Don Quixote
• Eminem
• The Raven
• Monsieur, (a+bn)/n=x, donc Dieu existe: repondez!
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Cucumiform (definition)
• Invaginate (thing)
• Sanskritist (definition)
• Admission essay
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
• Psalm 137 (idea)
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• parody test
• defenestration
• Sonnet XVIII
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• Einstein on the Beach
• The Four Virtues (idea)
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Roninspoon
• The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
• The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears (idea)
• Do you agree with Jared?
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You move with the eloquence of a fiery wall of disintegrating fuselage
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused (thing)
• Pirate jokes
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Generic stand up comedy routine (thing)
• liFe is Not aLL jazz and Joy) (idea)
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• How To Prove It (idea)
• It's 2 in the morning and I own the world
• God is God: God is not a man, God is not Superman, God is not print in a book (idea)
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first? (idea)
• The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky (idea)
• Ransom note love letter
• Uberman's Sleep Schedule
• angel
• vocal percussion (thing)
• Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
• "Shut up," he explained
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I like the (idea) love it's (person)
• February 23, 2001 (idea)
• Butterfinger McFlurry
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• A modern long distance relationship (thing)
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face. (person)
• Just to see what it would be like
• How to meet the most girls
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How to begin poetry (idea)
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Flawed evolutions of a middle school kid
• That's not love, it's F major (idea)
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Valley of the Shadow of Death
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Starke
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind (idea)
• Word Me! (idea)
• A guide to passionate touching
• A guide to passionate touching (idea)
• High school can kill you (idea)
• The six rejections game
• I must die or be better (idea)
• Gravity sorts the living from the dead
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story. (place)
• It's like snowflakes (thing)
• Scissors that shed their safety (person)
• Behaviorism, umbrellas, and the shallow side of motivation (idea)
• The Spoon Game
• BrooksMarlin
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of (idea)
• using a circle to dot her "i"s (idea)
• February 3, 2002
• cabin fever
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures (idea)
• Tips for living on a fixed income (idea)
• mirv
• Timur
• Want (the state of not having her) (person)
• Telling Anna you love her the first time (idea)
• Humour: D&D Third Edition
• Steal Everything (Six by Six)
• Chemical Calisthenics
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon (idea)
• Catching a squirrel
• a love poem scrawled from one stranger to another (idea)
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• A Thousand Points of Light
• Quantum Fingers
• A hundred visions and revisions (idea)
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• HipBone Games (idea)
• The end of free AOL hours (idea)
• Where the cats live (idea)
• ignu
• Plinko (thing)
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• Symphony of Sorrowful Songs
• thirsty (thing)
• Back in the Shit (idea)
• December 7, 2002 (thing)
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand (idea)
• Your Nodeshells
• How did I get here, Sarah? (place)
• Chaos poetry (thing)
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom! (thing)
• An American Book of the Dead - The Game Show
• You are complexity, studied and defined (idea)
• A river having adieu with snow
• February 11, 2003 (idea)
• Coca Cola Salad (idea)
• Making Rage Against The Machine Guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest (idea)
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel (idea)
• Lost in the dangling conversation (idea)
• The war party (thing)
• Daniel of Babylon (person)
• April 24, 2003 (person)
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Nintendo Entertainment System care and maintenance (idea)
• May 23, 2003 (person)
• One hand in the other
• June 13, 2003 (person)
• Depression is a funny thing (idea)
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• Are those the faces of love, those pale irretrievables? (idea)
• Pernicious denial
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech (idea)
• There is perhaps a sky; that part is unclear (idea)
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things (idea)
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated (essay)
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics (idea)
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball (idea)