"Well...I can do it standing up.. with my
pants down!"
Two
girls were walking by me one day as one of them said this to the other. That was about a year ago, and I still
have no idea what she was
talking about.
And I heard this one while listening to a
scanner one day:
"Yeeeeep.. her floors are disgusting! We need to buy Gertrude a new
vacuum. Her floors are getting too dirty to do that nasty
mamma-jamma by hand."
While driving through Tennessee, I picked this up on the CB:
"I have ten dollars and I'm looking for a good time.. good time.. 10 dollars.. ten minutes... any take-ups?"
"Ooh big spender!"
Then when I was on vacation, my stepbrothers were talking while watching Dexter's Laboratory. My younger stepbrother, 8 years old, turned to me and said, "Aimee, you should watch Dexter! He does computers too!"
This was followed up by plenty of laughter.
"So what kind of music do you listen to?"
"Industrial."
"Oh, so you mean techno?"
"No.. power sanders.. drills.. that kind of thing."
"And I'll take my 'farm equipment' brakes over those erector set V's any day"
Overheard Dem Bones saying this one in the chatterbox..
"Yea, anyways, I started picking the guys teeth up (cause he was in no shape to do it) and putting them in the little baggy...then--get this--then his GIRLFRIEND comes up to me and she's like "You're strong and hot...wanna make-out?" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!"
One of those fake straightlaced boys that wear khakis and polo shirts: "Why do you dress like that, all gothic?"
One of those little pseudo-"goth" highschool freshman girls: "Like, I don't dress gothic! You can't dress gothic! Gothic is like, a religion!"
Taking an oral exam in German class, the teacher asked the student, "Hast du Geschwister?" (Do you have siblings?) The boy confidently answered back, "Ich heiße drei Bruder." (roughly equlivant to "My name is three brother.") The teacher heard me laughing, turned to me and smiled, and then looked back at the student and said, "Und ich heiße Herr Hoppe."
We were listening to an audio tape in German class about schedules. The scenario worked so that there was a male student and a female student discussing their classes for the semester. At the end of the tape, which my teacher had not fully listened to, the male student says to the female student, "Du bist sexy!" (You are sexy!). Much later, after the laughter in the classroom calmed down, we listened to the tape again, but the second time I heard something else after it that no one else did. The girl responded, "Aber du, Thomas, bist nicht sexy." (But you, Thomas, are not sexy.)