CanuckErrant

user since
Tue Jan 10 2006 at 08:58:17 (2.8 years ago )
last seen
Tue May 6 2008 at 05:59:12 (5.3 months ago )
number of write-ups
24 - View CanuckErrant's writeups (feed)
level / experience
2 (Novice) / 281
C!s spent
1
mission drive within everything
You know, I should really get this done before I sleep.
specialties
critiquing cartoon pornography, writing, firing antique weapons using historic techniques, Freudian thought analysis, potty humour
motto
No, seriously, I didn't blow it up
most recent writeup
Absolut Mandrin
Kelvin Palm was born in a small plot of land in fertile Canadian Prairie soil. After several years of watering, plowing, and careful tending, he was uprooted full-grown and thrown into the educational system, where he hangs to this day.

He has delusions of becoming a writer or musician or something but nobody really takes his threats seriously.

If approached by Kelvin, you are well-advised to lay down an offering of food - Tim Horton's Canadian Maple doughnuts are suggested - and back away slowly, making soothing noises. Ensure that you do NOT hum or whistle; these will drive him into a mad frenzy, especially if he had been writing.