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mission drive within everything
Getting an education
specialties
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, being a pompus teenage prick, Table Football
school/company
Loughborough University
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Shades of gray
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You need not leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. You need not even listen, simply wait, just learn to become quiet, and still, and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked. It has no choice; it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. - Kafka


Name : Matt Patterson
Age / Gender : 19 / Male
Location : Lufbra
Country : United Kingdom

Sexuality : Straight
Profession : Student
Perfect Partner : Jordan Capri
Interests : Nihilistic literature, Anime
Bad Habits : Selfish, lazy and vain

there is no such thing as altruism?


Foods : BBQ Ribs, Chicken Fried Rice, Shepard's Pie

Music : Cream, The Pixies, Less Than Jake, Rancid, A Tribe Called Quest

TV Shows : Jam, That '70s Show, Spaced, Columbo

Writers : Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Iain M. Banks, Robert Lowell

Movies : Clerks, Empire Records, Office Space, Bring It On (Eliza Dushku)

Person : Asia Argento

Place : A tree that hangs over the river in Granchester

Possession : My iPod



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  • Gash
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Roken kan de bloedsomloop verminderen en veroorzaakt impotentie
"Smoking may reduce the blood flow and cause impotence"

I bought this pack of fags (cigarettes for everybody non-english) in Holland and it would appear that these same dire warnings are found all over the world.

picks up a pack of 20 Superkings, takes out a particularly beautiful looking fag, the sweet smell of unburnt tobacco, like raisins

Since before I can remember I've been bombarded by urgent warnings of the impending danger posed by these sinister cancer sticks. I'm pretty sure that the hospital I was born in would have contained anti-tobacco propoganda of some kind, in which case i have been exposed to this crap since birth.

places the phallic cylinder gently to his lips, savours the feel of it there

I've been told thousands, probably hundreds of thousands of times that smoking is baaaaad, mmmmkay? I've seen the pictures of tar covered lungs, the cleverly shocking adverts on television and i've read the testimony of experts. The same tired information over and over and over and over.

SPARK! light burn draw inhale exhale

Smoking has been known to cause: coronary occlusion, strokes, emphysema, bronchitis, deep vein thrombosis, asthma, gangrene, cancer of the lung, cancer of the larynx, cancer of the oral cavity, cancer of the pharynx, cancer of the esophagus, cancer of the bladder, cancer of the pancreas, cancer of the liver, cancer of the uterine cervix, cancer of the kidney, cancer of the stomach, cancer of the colon, leukemia and cancer of the rectum. Smoking also makes you wrinkled, fat, impotent and bald. Smoking gives you bad teeth, bad breath, bad manners and bad luck. Smoking Kills.

sweet smoke gliding down inside, the rush of blood, the feeling of being alive. exhale

But you already knew all about the effects of smoking because, like me, you've had it drilled into your skulls. Everybody knows that smoking is bad. My grandmother is dying of cancer and shes been smoking almost all her life. Is it her fault that she is dying? Probably. Everybody has the choice, she chose to smoke and it killed her. But what if she had chosen skydiving instead; it still might have killed her. So why do people skydive?

every toke is a small piece of heaven, every head rush a miniature orgasm rippling through the system

I enjoy smoking, it relaxes me and offers a little pleasure in an otherwise boring and somewhat depressing day. I understand that it may kill me, that it may ruin my life. I am well informed about the dangers, I choose to smoke. One more sign telling me smoking is bad is not going to make me suddenly change my mind.

the warm butt is pushed gently into the table,


The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, announced last month that he would be launching a nationwide campaign to improve national health by eradicating smoking. Kim Jong Il is widely believed by United Nations officials and Far East experts to be tolerating millions of his countrymen dying from starvation.