Ashaman
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- Mon Apr 2 2001 at 06:37:41 (7.5 years ago )
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- Wed May 31 2006 at 17:40:22 (2.4 years ago )
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- Sasha
I was watching this movie, one of my all time favorites, this morning, and found myself making quips in my head. This is the result:
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- But who codes the coders?
- netropy
- Everything Theory
- Pride and Prejudice
- Emperor Norton
- 23
- Qabala
- Obfuscated C
- The map is not the territory
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- The Phantom Tollbooth
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
- Esse est percipi
- The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
- Nate's Pseudo-Wisdoms
- Alectoromachy
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- Chilognatha
- Exoteric
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- Hobbyhorsical
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- Postfix
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- Slubberdegullion
- Tufthunting
- Unpope (definition)
- Vafrous
- Zeuglodont
- The Myth of Sisyphus
- Canticle of Brother Sun
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- Baptist fear of dancing
- American Underworld Dictionary
- combobulate
- Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
- The oldest and largest living thing
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- RFC 1149
- Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
- The Briar and the Rose
- Russian nihilism
- i like my body when it is with your
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- Bahamut
- Reality Distortion Field
- furby matrix
- The Great Molasses Flood of 1919
- Dave's Insanity Sauce
- Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds
- Stupid Unix Tricks
- I lost my uvula in the war
- cuniculosus
- The Bear FAQ
- The Bear FAQ (idea)
- The Conqueror Worm
- The Eye of Argon
- Truly Useful Op Codes
- How to catch a snake
- Verdi Requiem
- Marketing plans for fish scented deodorant
- The E2 Hardcopy
- The Story of Mel
- The Hacker Crackdown
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Professors crapping in the hallways
- Everything is a perl script (idea)
- Spontaneous human combustion
- For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey (thing)
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Extreme Teen Bible
- English As She Is Spoke
- Ultra hot sauces
- I bet I can make you say black
- Inflatable, biodegradable counter-terrorist assault monkeys
- Dictionary of Angels
- Roadkilled by a Blimp
- Presocratic Greek Philosophers
- The Christian God and Particle Physics
- The Pig Organ
- The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
- Hindu Story of Creation
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- You seek not what you have found
- Why is a raven like a writing desk?
- catting weird things to /dev/audio
- Caffeinated Nasal Spray
- Giant killer robots engage in radar sex!
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- kill -9 dueling
- Spinoza's Dictum
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- Humorous Writings of E2
- The Anathematization of Baruch Spinoza
- Mongolian Death Worm
- Ozymandias (place)
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- Cats hate computers
- My microwave can stop time (idea)
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- This machine kills fascists
- Quotes from sleeping people
- Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
- Tearing a phone book in half
- Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds (idea)
- the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
- Kolmogorov complexity
- All ravens are black
- So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
- French Attack Monkeys
- Paradox of the surprise examination
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- Dilmun
- Bumblebee Tuna
- Erotic nodes
- MIT Guide to Lockpicking
- What is the price of a hundred dollar bill?
- Testiculos Habet Et Bene Pendentes
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- SOY! SOY! SOY! according to the Babel Fish
- The Eightfold Model of Human Consciousness
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- One-dimensional Chess
- The cat is a liberal!
- coffin varnish
- Websites that can improve your writeups
- Ye Old Lovecraftian Bake Shoppe
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
- Uberman's Sleep Schedule
- Christmas Truce 1914
- Information wants to be deleted
- Technical Documentation as Erotica
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- knowledge is a virus
- Natural Semantic Metalanguage
- Cheating at cards
- Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
- A trip to a minimalist restaurant
- Smoking up a storm with the devil
- Surprising toddler thoughts
- You cannot burn the a eastern
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Misguided Malory -- How Sir Thomas Misunderstood the Grail
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Simulacra and Simulation
- Time, Entropy, and Cognition Are All the Same Thing
- Yasukuni Shrine
- An 80 year-old's view on Racism (thing)
- Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
- Why Jane Kisses the King
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
- Utah Teapot
- Florian von Banier
- How to lie with statistics
- Riddle Technique
- Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Safeway of the damned
- Montauk Project
- Tree Octopus
- And then we'll invade Russia
- Jedi excuse
- The Book of the Damned
- Re:Evolution
- Hacking Stories
- gess
- Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
- The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
- God comments his code, you should too
- Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
- Afroscifunkstication: The significance of science fiction in black music
- A guide to passionate touching
- Prayer to St. Isidore for Forgiveness of Malicious Softlinkers (idea)
- Oregon Vortex
- pareidolia
- British Order of Precedence (idea)
- How to be a Romantic Poet (idea)
- Capture the Flag with Stuff
- A Tragedy
- Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops (idea)
- succession of hands and colors
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- Special editions of the Bible
- edev: e2client test node
- Codex Dei Omnibus
- The Cosmology of P-Funk
- Hans the Hedgehog
- The world's worst chess blunders
- Sanskrit Poetic Pyrotechnics
- Everything3
- Giant stone money of Yap
- Fifteen Elvish ways to die
- The Cat in the Hat by William Shakespeare
- E2 Sperm Counter
- The Apostates' Creed
- quark star
- Making the Movies
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- Chlorine and bromine are not interchangeable
- Strange things are afoot at the Big K
- 47 Ronin
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- Jesus Loves Torque
- What is punk rock? What is the blues?
- Project Habakkuk
- United States v. Lucite Ball Containing Lunar Material
- Simple machines in higher dimensions
- mithridatism
- Quantum honeybees (idea)
- The Incredible Hulk (person)
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Wombats in light speed experiments
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice
- Timothy Leary's experiential typewriter
- You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
- Why Koreans choose seemingly random email addresses
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- The Devil's Interval (thing)
- Antarctic sex
- Tequila Suicide
- The myth of Prometheus
- Superman Mythology
- The World's Shortest Horror Story (idea)
- Torture Tariff of 1757
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel (idea)
- timewave theory (idea)
- The Fight Club / Calvin and Hobbes Connection
- The flame to end all flames
- Steve DeVries Goes to Fundamentalist Islam Heaven (thing)
- Giant Squid Party Platform
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- The Computron Crisis
- Association of Autonomous Astronauts
- Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents (idea)
- the medieval uterus
- Gravity Stone (thing)
- punctuation etymology
- What the world wants to know about newts (idea)
- Bach Magnificat
- The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library (fiction)
- Jazz music is worth sitting in the rain for (idea)
- Irish stir fry
- Cookies have more calories than TNT (idea)
- The Experience Machine
- Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
- The Ethics of the Sublime: Part One
- Papal Swiss Guard (thing)
- Dickin medal
- How to install Linux on a dead badger (idea)
- A $30 recipe for sublime horror (thing)
- Interspecies breeding
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- The Berkeley Hate Camp
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Pages from Ceefax
- Earth's most unusual space launch
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- The Frozen Beef Marinade of '77
- Space Spartans
- Poppy Tea
- Social capital and Crime
- Hyperactive Agency Detector (idea)