Wiredness.
My course leader asked me if I had a
job, I said "no", so he said, "you have now", and
gave me an envelope addressed to somewhere in the USA and said that "if you don't
deliver this by 4:00, you will have to go to essex (county outside
London) " so I went off in search of a postbox and I was
home! in the small town where I grew up! and I met all my friends but I couldn't talk because I had to deliver a letter and I got to the
letterbox and it was 16:03 and... I woke up.
Ok. Bye.