I was at a sort of
stupid outdoor daytime party with, as one would expect, lots of
old people with their
whole families.
My
cousin was there too, and there was
this girl I was in love with, amongst other friends.
Then there was a sort of
contest, and my cousin (or was it
someone else?) was on
the scene, dancing and singing a song I forgot since then, thanks to
Bog. When he came back to us he told me "
It's your turn now" (of course he did not really told me this, it was in
French,
I rarely dream in English).
Well, I only thought about it for a few seconds and went to the scene.
What else could I do? I started dancing
the most stupid dance I ever danced while singing (
phonetic translation) :
Ah ram tsam tsam
Ah ram tsam tsam
Booly booly booly ram tsam tsam
Ah ram tsam tsam
Ah ram tsam tsam
Ah raaaaaa vee
(at this point I realized the song was a canon, which means that another voice should have started the song back from the beginning, but I couldn't sing both voices with my own vocal organs, and was disappointed, which did not really stop me)
Ah raaaaaa vee
Booly booly booly ram tsam tsam
Ah raaaaaa vee
Ah raaaaaa vee
Booly booly booly
ram! tsam!
tsam!
At the last tsam! I felt on my
knees, opening my arms widly and
grinned stupidly to the
public.
I went back to
my friends.
My cousin was chatting with
this girl I was in love with, but I was not
jealous, he is quite
stupid and not really
beautiful. One of the other friends however told me that I was jealous, laughing stupidly (Ok, I guess it was
Night of the Stupid Mutants or something). This friend doesn't exist
IRL, actually he existed in the dream as a whole group of friend but I did not really see any of them
precisely.
Then we were in
another place, (we being
this girl I was in love with, another girlfriend and her boyfriend. I was
flirting with
this girl I was in love with and knew it was only a question a time, actually we were just waiting for the two other ones to leave so that we could
fuck like rabbits.
More or less.
Her
kiss was
delightful.
All of her kisses were.
We were in a sort of
outdoor bedroom, with only
furniture, no
walls or
floor or
ceiling.
Well they leave, or must have left (I did not see them leaving) because we (
this girl I was in love with and myself) are now in a
bed. I am
under her (and I realize now that in most of my
dreams involving
sex and a
girl, I am under said girl).
And now I know who
this girl I was in love with was. She was half
a girl I once loved IRL, and... Half an
everythingian. I am not sure whether or not I should name this
everythingian**, but this was
the first time there was an everythingian in one of my
dreams and it was a
girl and it was
good***. All first times should be like this.
Both of them are
the same kind of girl, and they look pretty much alike, which is probably the reason why
she was both of them in this dream.
After a while I saw she had a
small thing in
her hand, but I was surprised to discover that it was not a
condom.
I must have waken up after that, because when I opened my
eyes
I was not sleeping anymore.
*Which doesn't mean anything but was a song I actually learnt when I was a kid.
**If you really want to know her name, /msg me.
***It could have been good with a male everythingian too, of course.