Akchizar is just your average geek, studying chemistry at the University of Canterbury in Christchurch, New Zealand. He tends to stick to factual nodes, knowing that it's hard to argue with facts, but is thinking of possibly dabbling in fiction as well.
Some facts about New Zealand:
- Yes, there are more sheep than people.
- No, we don't do any funny stuff with those sheep.
- Yes, we have the internet. Just.
- We don't speak anything like Aussies.
- Only you call it kiwiland.
- A kiwi is a bird. The fruit is called kiwifruit.
- THERE ARE NO HOBBITS. I AM SORRY, THERE ARE NO HOBBITS. NO, I DON'T CARE HOW FAR YOU TRAVELLED. WE. ARE. OUT. OF. HOBBITS.
- The next person who cracks a Lord of the Rings joke or calls us Middle Earth is going to feel my bow AND my axe AND my sword. All at once.