Some people (including myself) have an insatiable thirst to have the latest and greatest technology in their possession. This is called latest and greatest syndrome, or LAGS for short.
You may have LAGS if you:
  • Have multiple graphing calculators that you don't use because you have upgraded.
  • Have spare, perfectly fine, computer parts that any normal person would be happy with lying about the house.
  • Lease a car.

If you show any of the above symptoms seek help immediatly.