I was accused of belonging to the International Communist Conspiracy for showing my intrest in joining the JROTC. Yes, I said the JROTC, which is about as not-communist as they come. I asked him why he made his accusation.He claimed I was trying to subvert the group and make them my evil communist puppets. Needless to say, I wasn't. I told him he was an idiot for suggesting that and to leave me alone.

I wish people would stop accusing me of these things. Like I have said before, IANAC. I do not serve the Comintern. I don't work for the KGB. There is no conspiracy. Go home.