Findings:

• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Time flies when you're having fun
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You're So Vain
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're Only Old Once!
• Australia You're Standing In It
• When you're home alone
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• youre an idiot (user)
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You know you're a geek when...
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You're not a monk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Collision avoidance technique
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Smile, Hon, You're in Baltimore!
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• 14 lies and you're done
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Swing when you're winning
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You're there. Everywhere.
• I'm glad you're here.
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• Never look like you're staring
• You're In The Air
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You're not close enough
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Lost in Boston?
• You're my home
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're all Sheep
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're to Make Young Gems
• your vs. you're
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're such a pretty girl
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're in our world now
• Love the One You're With
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You're the poetry, man
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You're so come here go away
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• You're never alone
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• What happens if you're too nice?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism

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