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• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Told You Once
• So...what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• How to herd people in public
• We're screwed, my friends
• You Were Right_root (category)
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I told you the stars hated you
• Truth be told
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Before You Were Punk
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• There were times better than this
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• What We're Hiding
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• How we were, before you were
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A thousand stories never told
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The dream people were being assholes.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me!_root (category)
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In all that you never were
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Now that I've told you
• We're shifting the paradigm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Of the lamentation of Gudrun over Sigurd's dead, as it is told in ancient songs
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• why we were chosen
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• I wish it were raining
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• Told
• boss i wish you had told me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We're waiting for you to die
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• When We Were Very Young
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• No, we're not friends.
• Pleasures of the Flesh -- A tale told between blackouts
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• RFC 602
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• We're getting married
• We're All Mad Here
• We're Not Married
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Riding the cycle we're given
• Were the World Mine
• She told me to say that
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• If Only it Were In Jest... Infanticide
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I'd elope if I were you
• If I were
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• 80 If We're Lucky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We were the young lovers before despair
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• When you were my baby
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask

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