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• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Evolution has never been observed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I might have, once.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Well I never!
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Using a command line
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Never Been Kissed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've Never Been to Me
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have never
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• might as well
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• We have learned our lessons well
• We'll always have Paris
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• love like you've never been hurt
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Oceania has never been at war
• Something I Can Never Have
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have never felt more alive
• Never work in a grocery store
• never sober_root (category)
• waiting for things that never came
• It's never lupus.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• well rounded
• Procrastinators of the world unite! Well, maybe later
• We'll take Manhattan
• Well, maybe_root (category)
• The Well of Loneliness
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If You Have to Ask
• I used to have so many dreams
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I have no idea!! (user)
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• We have a map of the piano
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• i have small phallus_root (category)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I have glimpses that are novels
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• Born, never asked
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• never trust a minty brained man
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• Never Talk to Strangers
• Never mind the Euro, it's the hospitals
• depression is never "textbook"
• Knowledge can never be certain
• better late than never
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Beijing
• You've never had it so good

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