Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No, but I'll have a beer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• He did very little harm
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Some flies have all the luck
• I have to return some videotapes
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I may or may not have been naked
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• based on events that may have happened
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• a dream you did not have
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• You, standing
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• just to have some human contact
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• AES may have been broken
• May I Have This Dance?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I do have some things to hide
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I married him because he was not mean
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he may lasso a unicorn
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him

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