Findings:

• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• People have fucked up before
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• When living we have need of Death
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Ken Lay
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Fucked up Facts from History
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• You Fucked Up!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• when my father cries
• Why onions make you cry
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Stoned music memories
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I know I have been dreaming
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I make liberty cry (user)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• Fucked Up
• Making the heartless girl cry
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Art has an actual purpose
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• because I have given up any care
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Does the sun have a mother?
• when doves cry (user)
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• and your shadow knows how to cry
• Shut The Fuck Up
• You make Gaia cry
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Why I cry when I hear
• Fucked up ways to die
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• When grown men cry
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• When I have female children
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• fucked up criteria (user)
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• he would have cried
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You're pretty when you cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The choice you have to make
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have made up a name for my disease
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.

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