Findings:

• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you're blacked out when...
• This is When it Happens
• Sucking at The Sims
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• You know you're a geek when...
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You know you've been away from home too long
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I know more when I'm alone
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Eye contact at a distance
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• You Know What Happens
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I know when the world will end
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• What happens when we die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Level 2
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• To Here Knows When
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• An accident impatient to happen
• In the know
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Enquiring minds want to know
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• Know Nothing Party
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• Didn't you know?
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• What You Don't Know
• I Know Who Killed Me
• When silence reads tension
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• When You Are Old
• When I get like this
• Where people go when people die
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• When to wear a corset
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• When Saturday Comes
• When we were little kids, running
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• When the dragon is slain
• When shall I be free?
• Is it finished when you die?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• When life gives you demons...
• True love happens
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• Accidents will happen
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• To let him know
• Know me better, and love me better
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• thefez knows why
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Shall Know Our Velocity
• The End of Pop-Crap as we Know it
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Know That I Am Providence
• How I know I love you
• And I don't even know their names
• When You Come
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When am I an adult?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• When We Were Orphans
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I became beautiful
• When Clients Attack
• When I Woke
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I sweat when I pee.
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When you go, I sleep again
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• when we understand
• When Chris Came Home

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