Findings:

• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• General sexuality newsgroup
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I really have to do you now
• I have more stories about trains for you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• May I Have This Dance?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever thought
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why the Earth is Probably Round
• Fickle, forsworn, we wander
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have a friend
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• What have you been smoking?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it

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