Findings:

• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Her smile, thinking about you
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• thinking about her
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• painting stars that have come to be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• No place I'd rather be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• You, standing
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• thinking about thinking
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• What are you thinking about?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• no words about nothing at all
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• This poem can be put off no longer
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• My life may no longer be my own
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• No one can be in two places at once
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Make no bones about it
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Real sorry about the food hair
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Don't tell me about her
• About the things you could not show her
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How about NO
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I have a bad feeling about this
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I have more stories about trains for you
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• No one can be totally logical
• good reasons to be content
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• you have to be kidding
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• you have to be close to catch it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year

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