Findings:

• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Can You Take Me Back
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Though you can tell me
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Take me from home
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Take me to the bridge
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• take me away
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Take me to your leader
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It could have been me
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• just to have some human contact
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take it from me
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Something I Can Never Have
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The Statue Got Me High
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Have One On Me
• Take Me Down
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• You Really Got Me
• Everything got me fired!
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Cut me some slack
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Can I have a light?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What have you done for me lately?
• She approached me with some vague line
• With this plant I can take on the world
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Catch Me If You Can
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Calgon, take me away
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• You Can Count on Me
• Can you spare some change?
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can you show me?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Have I Got News for You
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Take Me As I Am
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Have got
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Could you have danced with me?

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