Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you don't have to lift a finger -- you don't even have to get out of bed!"

• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Stoned music memories
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I have a punklin and you don't
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a television set
• you don't have to do this
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• So you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You don't have any real problems
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't have to remember my name
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• i have to get out
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• You just don't get it
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You don't get a song
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I don't want to get over you
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Rape committed by women
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Even if You Don't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't get it
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I still don't even know you
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• what is this i don't even
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them

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