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• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I don't want to go home
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Bess Can't Go Here
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A reason to drink
• Why I don't go to the South
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I Want to Go Home!
• Here We Have Idaho
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• You can't go there anymore
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Smoke a cigarette and go home
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It Can't Happen Here
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Where do we go from here?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Baptist jokes
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Never go home
• Go big or go home
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• You're so come here go away
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• coolio go home ha ha_root (category)
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• if I can't have silence
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• go home
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Oh stay at home, my lad, and plough
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't have a television set
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Stoned music memories
• Don't Go Away
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• You can never go home again
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• So you don't have to
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• You can't have everything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't have to remember my name
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Way To Go Home
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• You can't get there from here
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Stay here with me
• hopeless mistake. stay here forever.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• home stay
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I Want to Go Home
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• You, standing
• Nowhere to go but down
• I can't get comfortable here
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't piss here
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Don't try this at home
• Come strong or stay home
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital

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