Findings:
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Stoned music memories
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- So you don't have to
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- believe it or not
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- You don't know my GOD
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I Don't Believe in the Sun
- I don't have a television set
- I don't believe in Forever
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't believe in anything
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Ten reasons to believe in God
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I believe in God
- You just don't get it
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't believe in falling in love
- What pornos would have us believe
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Why do people believe in God?
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't believe in evolution?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Mac users are less likely to believe in God
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- A reason to drink
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Rape committed by women
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Don't slip into depression
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- Don't Believe the truth
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- Don't go into the basement
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I believe you have my stapler
- You don't have any real problems
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't get it
- You don't get a song
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I don't believe in ghosts
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't believe the things you are saying are true
- I Don't Believe in Love
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- emotions others don't get to see
- Don't expect God to save you
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Consumers: don't buy into the hype
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- You don't have to remember my name
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
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