Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• you have to be kidding
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I don't want to be alone
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• you have to be close to catch it
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't Be Evil
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• but you wanna be bad
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• don't be absurd (user)
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Don't be sad
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Hot pursuit
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• painting stars that have come to be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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