Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• We have had enough of your beige
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• You don't have any real problems
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• How could you ever have enough?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Could I Have Been?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• How we could still have a President Trump
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Could have beens, should have beens
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I could have been Canadian
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Questions I have had today
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Could you have danced with me?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have had enough of Survivor
• if you have had your midnights
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• when all the white horses have broken free
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• what real progress have we made?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They could have saved Kevin
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could have been one of a two
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I wish I could invent shit
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• The struggle is real
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.

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