Findings:

• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• Can we all just get along?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• we can all just be around other people
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• The man who can fix anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Can We Talk About This?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• News We Can Use
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• You can survive anything
• but with words we can create anything
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• 11 Key Questions About the Universe
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm All You Can Think About
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I can make a bong out of anything
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• You can do anything
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• just like mom used to make
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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