Findings:

• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Movies that should have been books first
• Tearing a phone book in half
• Half Price Books
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Audience cost
• Book of the Dead
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 10
• Usborne Books
• electronic book
• coloring book
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• The Great Grand E2 Book Lotto
• The Iliad: Book XVIII
• Project Blue Book
• religious Halloween riddle book
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 30
• The Odyssey Book XI
• City of God Book I : 2
• City of God Book XX : 3
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 11
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Thirteen: The Secret Sermon on the Mountain
• Kelley Blue Book
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 5
• The Gallic Wars Book 2 Chapter 2
• Meteorology: Book III
• The Gallic Wars Book 2 Chapter 12
• War and Peace - Book 1 Chapter 28
• Closing the book on Rebecca
• Endymion Book 3
• school book fair
• There is no frigate like a book
• Book Barn
• Book TV
• Book of Hy Many
• The Book I Haven't Read
• Golden Book of Chemical Experiments
• A rumination on the name of a book
• British Book Lifetime Achievement Award
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Young Adult Fiction
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Books and Movies and Things (category)
• Half Shower
• Draped Bust Half Dime
• Half a circle -- my foray into long lost geometry
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Sally guests I have known
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I would like to have emotions
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• called also
• worse things have happened to better people
• Nearby locations are also reporting rain
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
• Book it!
• Domesday Book
• The Republic: Book IV, Part 1
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section X
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter sixteen
• Valediction to His Book
• Erewhon : Chapter XXIII - The Book of the Machines
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 10
• Meditations of Marcus Aurelius: Book 1
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 34
• The Odyssey Book XXII
• City of God Book XII : 2
• Quality Paperback Book Club
• The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 43
• Utopia - Book 2
• The Book of the Courtier
• Enjoying the warm literary feeling, if not the book
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• Euclid's Elements: Book V
• War and Peace - Book 1 Chapter 7
• The Anti-Coloring Book
• Curse against book stealers
• Book of Aneurin
• The Book of Sand
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Fountain Pens: The Complete Guide to Repair & Restoration
• Harvey Kurtzman's Jungle Book
• How to open a new hardcover book
• The Book and its Cover
• British Book Award for Newcomer of the Year
• read a book to kindergarteners
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• dead man's books
• Ballantine Books
• The Business of Books
• Half Baked
• Half Title
• Half a Canyon
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• because I am only half of what you need
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have lots of gay friends
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• May I Have This Dance?
• Not voting also expresses your opinion
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Have you ever thought
• Writing for a wider audience
• Dover Books
• What We Have Known

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