Findings:

• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• In bed feigning sleep
• Why a cat shouldn't sleep on your bed
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Someone else's toilet
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• What was stolen by someone else
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Helping people cheat
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Loving someone else's wife
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Are we better than everything else?
• What Everything does better than anything else
• my name on someone else's body
• Absolutely, to someone else
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• someone else's hand
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Last year was always better
• Sleep and Memory
• How to get a good night's sleep
• Multiple Sleep Latency Test
• Vicarious Vice in "The Big Sleep"
• Sleep apnea
• Everyman Sleep Schedule
• Why Sleep?
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• someone??? (user)
• I always assume innocence
• There's always a catch!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• It's always raining somewhere
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Marriage bunk beds
• Stranger in your bed
• hot bed
• I still like a bedtime story
• A determination to do better than
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is better to be thought a fool
• better (user)
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Somebody else's dick
• time travel through sleep deprivation
• What You do While I Slumber
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• My adventures in sleep walking
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• sleep terror
• Selective REM sleep deprivation
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Get a rise out of someone
• Helping a loved one with depression
• someone much more (user)
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• The customer is always right
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• the first time always sucks
• The dream is always the same...
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• always in love (user)
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Standing by my bed
• I want you in my bed
• Bed of Roses
• day bed
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Original better than the sequel
• The next life will be better
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• better than the best
• How to be a Better Person
• else
• Anything Else
• Obstructive sleep apnea
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Sleep hater
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Team Sleep
• Sleep on it
• Angels Losing Sleep
• Go the Fuck to Sleep
• Making someone feel loved
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• and the voice of someone now mute
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
• always
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• you always left quietly
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• snowmobile ride always worth the ice weasels
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Go to bed, old man!
• bed flute
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• better late than never
• My hacked iPhone was better
• How to say "else if"
• human sleep cycle
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• Dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
• The Clerk in the Second Bookstore in "The Big Sleep"
• A brief history of sleep apnea and its treatment
• The Science of Sleep
• Memories of sleep
• Sleeping with someone
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• I Had Always Known
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Skin and tragedy always attract a crowd
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• my castle of dreams, always surreal and strong
• Bed screw
• The Roof Above My Bed
• The best conversations take place in bed
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Better Dead Than Red
• There was a time when I was a better person
• A better door
• Build a Better Mousetrap

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