Findings:

• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• The least I can get away with
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Ambient canned goods
• Only perfection can break your heart
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• can you get enough of me?
• As Good As It Gets?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• like you're blind but still can see
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Can I get a sketch?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Only perl can parse Perl
• How to get good in-flight service
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• Exes can be good things
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You're Only Old Once!
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Canned goods
• I can only speak for myself
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If only I could get into her head
• Only the good die young
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• You can never get away from yourself
• There can be only one
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Short can be good! (document)
• How to get a good night's sleep
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• good reasons to get an education
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• The only defense is a good pretense
• TV can be a good thing
• talking can only give you away
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Eating only rice to get by
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• What can you get for three cents?
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• You're too good to be human
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Can we all just get along?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• How to tell she's good looking
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• As Good as it Gets
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I can feel the difference in your touch
• Waiting is the only part
• I can recognize the symptoms
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• We Can Run
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• if only for a moment
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• I can quit any time I want
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• canned salmon
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Get it on
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• get to the point

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