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• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You think you're special
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Clever Elsie
• L/AofSC:MANHOOD, second half
• Flowing Hair Half Dollar
• Half and Suzanne Zantop
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• How to Seem Important
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Can computers think?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're such a pretty girl
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Half
• half angel half eagle
• Not half bad
• Half A Life
• half splitting
• because I am only half of what you need
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What do you think?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I don't think I like love
• I think of you every time I cry
• Think of us as a lost
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• I think you should end this pregnancy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're running Linux on what?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Love the One You're With
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• clever
• Knowing is half the battle
• Half A Person
• time, times and half a time
• half cadence
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Music need not be popular to be good
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• I think my cats are missing the point
• Don't think of...
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• just think (user)
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Never look like you're staring
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You're not close enough
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• You're never alone
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Clever Gretel
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• The Half Asian Identity
• Draped Bust Half Dollar
• Half Dollar Hockey
• A star that shines twice as bright burns for half as long
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I think I killed it
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Think Quick
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Sometimes at night I ride the trains, and this is what I think
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• You're all Sheep
• You're a dick
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• your vs. you're
• You're All Alone
• You Know You're Right
• HEY youre cool (user)
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• half step
• half a loaf
• half register
• Man who invented half sour pickles_root (category)
• The glass is half full
• I say goodbye and that seems to work
• Think tank
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Think globally, act locally
• Think Metric
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• think cash
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I think of my organs and fold my arms
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're too good to be human
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're in our world now
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• A fine line between stupid and clever
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
• Covered Bridges Half Marathon
• I am half sick of shadows
• A Ninja Pays Half My Rent
• It seems easier
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think I can, I think I can
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• They think I'm a god
• Great minds do not think alike
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• She Thinks in Harmony
• and he thinks he (user)
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• The Neither Big Nor Clever London Noder Meet
• half note
• Capped Bust Half Dollar
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I think I've forgiven her
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Think (user)
• When you think about smoking
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism

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