Findings:
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Some of my best friends are djs
- you're so poetic tonight
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- On leaving some friends at an early hour
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Some of my best friends are
- Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- How to wax a friend's ass
- Some of my best friends are...
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
- Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
- You want some more?
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- On some other planet
- My vain youth: some confessions
- In The Air Tonight
- Luke be a Jedi tonight
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- You're evil
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- I take whatever you're given
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Tag, you're dead
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- ass
- The Ass and the Wolf
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Ass Pain
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
- thug ass nigga_root (category)
- virgan ass (user)
- gay friend
- gay friends
- All women are friends
- The Friend
- Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Musician's Friend
- Friends of Man
- Happy Tree Friends
- Song for a Friend
- Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- Getting to Know You
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Getting away with it
- Getting jiggy with the freak freak
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
- There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Some people call me a drama queen
- I could tell you some stories
- mumble some magic words
- Tonight I Almost Died
- The River looks so good tonight
- This sentence is in English while you're not looking
- You're a dick
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- You're Off The Handball Team
- Now you're playing with power!
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- jawbone of an ass
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Ass wrestling
- show your ass (user)
- Fisherman's Friend
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- My best friend, Josh
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- You've Got A Friend
- Bartender's Friend - General Directions
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
- Letter from a good friend long far-flung
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Getting depression drunk
- Getting in touch with my monster
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- Getting from A to B
- Getting around in Japan
- Getting an STI test
- some random X
- The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
- NSA: some pseudo set theory
- Geri Halliwell
- Hero's formula for the area of some quadrilaterals
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
- brief thoughts on some long-standing misconceptions
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- You're too young to be so old
- So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
- You're too good to be human
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- You're not my son
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
- Red Ass
- Weird-ass exam technique
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Kiss ass
- tell your friends
- death of a friend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Friend of the Devil
- Peter's Friends
- Man's Friend
- Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
- Dating your friends
- Falling out of love with friends
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- work friends
- No, we're not friends.
- Getting busted for possession
- Getting a student haircut
- Getting in Tune
- heppigirl and tWD are getting married! Wanna come?
- Getting into fights in Cabramatta
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
- some thoughts on existence
- Free your mind, add some pizzazz to your writing
- Some Kinda Itch
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- not some plain jane (user)
- A few hundred books to 1500. Some ten thousand to 1600. Eighty thousand to 1700. Three hundred thousand to 1800. Then things go crazy.
- Tonight You Belong To Me
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Never whistle while you're pissing
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Collision avoidance technique
- Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
- Bang Bang You're Dead
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
- Up Your Ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
- hoss ass hole (user)
- Friends
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Friends with privileges
- I have a friend
- How to find your new best friend
- Circle Of Friends
- Trying to be friends
- the optimizer is your friend
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Alone with friends
- friends list
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
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