Findings:

• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My life may no longer be my own
• You're too young to be so old
• Hot pursuit
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Keeping your sugar daddy
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You're not close enough
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Sugar daddy
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• To thine own self be true
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Be your own man
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Information cannot be owned
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Let us be our own pornographers
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're too good to be human
• Oh to be Odd!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• AI should be our top priority.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I want to be a muse
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• There is some place I need to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Be-
• How To Be Funny
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Puff Daddy
• Special Daddy Magick
• Big Daddy Jones (user)
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• And the days are not full enough
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Colours Are Not Enough
• Time Enough For Bullets
• own your words
• Learn the lesson of your own pain
• She flies with her own wings
• Roaming between what we build and what grows on its own.
• Corporate Owned Life Insurance
• A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
• Sugar High
• sugar boiling
• Sugar packet game
• Inside the sugar egg
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're hungry, blame me
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• eternity would be boring
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• You're not my son
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• To God Be the Glory
• I hope you're somewhere smiling
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• what it takes to be a fool
• How to be monstrously shallow
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Be a Great You
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• Easier to be gay
• you pretend to be the moon
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• All units be advised
• It will never be just you
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Here in the brilliant sun we jostle
• Cherry Poppin' Daddies
• daddy's little girl (user)
• leave well enough alone
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Time Enough At Last
• Enough of This Teacher!
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Writing your own wedding vows
• his own tongue (user)
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• How do I submit a writeup of my own?
• node for your own amusement
• you are your own machine
• palm sugar

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