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• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• The first one's always free
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• How to scream when no one is looking
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• They grow up. No one told me.
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• To the world you're just one person
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Buying your first mountain bike
• No plans survive first contact with the enemy
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• If No One Will Love Me
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I'm always breathless when you call
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• They always jump off the east side
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• When I first met you
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• No one says anything important during the day
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When you're alone
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• When you're home alone
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Sing when you're winning
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• No one has died
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• When first my way to fair I took
• No one knows my plan
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• no one listens anymore
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• No one is illegal
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• lying here with no one near
• Swing when you're winning
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Love the One You're With
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• No one wants you the way you are
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• When I was young Time had no wings
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• the first time always sucks
• Dry bones can harm no one
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• There's no point unless you make one
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Finally we are no one
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• You are no longer someone's first
• U.S. policy on First Use
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• You always hurt the one you love
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• You're the One
• When the law's on your side
• There is no "One", either
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No Other One
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• No one touches me
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• First and Last and Always
• first impressions don't always count
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one's garden
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Tom Waits for no one
• The words no one can find
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• You're the One that I Want
• You're never around when I need you
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• There is likely no one left who remembers

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