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• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• You'll Find Me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You have your work cut out for you
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• i have to get out
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• How to have an out of body experience
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Could you have danced with me?
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• You have no power over me
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Finding out you have cancer
• It could have been me
• Lick me out
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Show Me Love
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Get it off me!
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• block me (user)
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Why males have nipples
• Out of Control
• I have no browser and I must node!
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Out for a buck
• You Can't Have Mary
• Bat Out of Hell II
• Geek's guide to working out
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Making meaning out of hard links
• Coming out of the closet
• Have you ever made a just man?
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• 80's bands that have survived
• crap out
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• demons fly out your nose
• The Way Out
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Out of Step
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Out with the Hated Irish!
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Cheesin' out
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Creating an encoder out of a console game controller
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• sick out
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Fall Out Boy
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• him will I blot out of my book
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Hit me up
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• an image of me, driving home tonight
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Why tell me that?
• /me misses sensei
• A Little Noder Follows Me

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