• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I wish you would talk to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would like to have emotions
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Could you have danced with me?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What pornos would have us believe
• You have no power over me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It could have been me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• That would be me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What would Feynman do?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A book that would feed our chats
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Walls have Ears
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• because I have given up any care
• It's not you, it's me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I wanted you to want me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Send Me
• full bottle in front of me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Tell me another lie
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• boss i wish you had told me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The man is bringing me down
• Tell me something good
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Do-Do for Me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• yep thats me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• Before Me
• Evil is me (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• my secret made me very happy
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• She doesn't need me anymore
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• What Would You Do?
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• We're trying to have a baby
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line

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