Findings:

• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Have One On Me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Make me one of you
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• If No One Will Love Me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Make me one with everything
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am an army of one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Take Me As I Am
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• One A.M.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Society made me what I am
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Yes me, right now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• No one touches me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• give me one night to show the savage
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• They grow up. No one told me.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Wandering Ones
• Frilly putty in me now
• Maitrayani Upanishad Part One
• When your presents give me hives
• The Temptation of Gretchen in Goethe's Faust, Part One
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• UK Number One singles of 1960
• He loves me, he loves me not
• UK Number One singles of 2000
• I was a homeless bum
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• where does that leave me?
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• To wear one's heart on one's sleeve
• Plead for me
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Going for the One
• Let me set the record straight
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• They want me for a focus group!
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• one time (user)
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• My God, don't tempt me!
• the square root of negative one
• make me hurt you
• one four five
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Evil one (user)
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• They Don't Want Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• call me a poet
• It's important for me to remember these things
• Make Me Mommy
• ye
• You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
• Maybe Yes, Maybe No
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The Yes Album
• PBS learned me good
• Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Let me be your fantasy
• Show Me God
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• sky loves me (user)

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