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Copying lyrics is not wrong, and to a music fan, lyrics are in fact more enjoyable to read and more useful as reference material than half the drivel that the self-styled "writers" post on here. StrawberryFrog gets it. Tlachtga gets it. I can only assume those making direct analogies between theft of physical property and copyright infringement are music industry toads.

I'm leaving because the site seems to be going in a different direction than I'm interested in, and it appears my style of noding will no longer be welcome in the new e2. It also bothers me that the administration seems to be uninterested in making the site a nonprofit organization. So I'm out. It's been nice reading you.

Peace to my compadres in a cool quiet room with no bastards in it (room). Keep that spirit alive.

If someone were to copy and continue updating my list of smarmy softlocks (at the bottom), they could consider me very pleased.

Anyone who wants a few easy writeups can help themselves to the information in my scratchpad.


First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes

A Wolf at the Door
Alice's Restaurant
I'll Wear It Proudly
Natalie Portman
Yellow Lasers
My Dreamgirl Don't Exist
Mixed Bizness
Bad Idea (Retarded)
I'm Proud of You
My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
Losing Lisa
I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
The $20 Sack Pyramid
I Don't Like Mondays
You Are So Quiet!
Play That Funky Music
True Love Waits
Bad Days
Evil Will Prevail
Trans-Atlantic Drawl
Make Me Mommy

Some of the above-listed writeups may be "legal", if you feel like counting words. Madame Butterfly is supposed to be public domain but I honestly don't understand the new rules for noding full text works, so do what you will with it.

'.@_ '.@_ '.@_ '.@_ '.@_       (L'Escargatoire)

Were You 13 in the Summer of '94?

I was... The summer of 1994 is when I first discovered music outside of what my parents listened to. The "alternative" boom that was on at the time tapped right into my adolescent angst and quickly became my addiction. This playlist is an attempt to match the playlist my local radio station (WMMS) had at that time, with the constraint that all songs must have been released between 1993 and 1994. Every song is a memory stored somewhere in my brain -- I'm hoping that if I listen to them all again, I'll be able to retrieve some of those memories before they're lost forever. They're too special to me to be lost forever.

Belly - Feed the Tree				Feb 01, 1993
4 Non Blondes - What's Up			Mar 18, 1993
Radiohead - Creep				Apr 20, 1993
Porno For Pyros - Pets				Apr 27, 1993
Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly		Jun 22, 1993 
Candlebox - You					Jul 20, 1993 
Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm 			Jul 27, 1993
Cracker - Euro-Trash Girl			Aug 24, 1993
The Breeders - Cannonball                       Aug 31, 1993
Counting Crows - Mr. Jones			Sep 14, 1993
Nirvana - All Apologies				Sep 21, 1993
Mazzy Star - Fade Into You                      Sep 27, 1993
James - Laid 					Oct 05, 1993
Pearl Jam - Daughter                            Oct 19, 1993 
10,000 Maniacs - Because the Night 		Oct 26, 1993
Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?        Nov 22, 1993
Alice in Chains - I Stay Away   		Jan 25, 1994
Green Day - Basket Case                         Feb 01, 1994
Lisa Loeb - Stay                                Feb 01, 1994
Beck - Loser					Mar 01, 1994
Nine Inch Nails - Closer			Mar 08, 1994
Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun  		        Mar 08, 1994
Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song)		May 10, 1994
Hole - Doll Parts                               Apr 12, 1994
Rollins Band - Liar                             Apr 12, 1994
Live - All Over You				Apr 19, 1994
Stone Temple Pilots - Pretty Penny		May 31, 1994
L7 - Andres                                     Jul 12, 1994
Dinosaur Jr - Feel the Pain     		Aug 23, 1994
Offspring - Self Esteem 			Aug 23, 1994
Moist - Push                                    Aug 23, 1994
Oasis - Supersonic				Aug 30, 1994
Bad Religion - 21st Century Digital Boy	        Aug 30, 1994
They Might Be Giants - Snail Shell		Sep 13, 1994
R.E.M. - What's the Frequency Kenneth 	        Sep 27, 1994
Dave Matthews Band - Satellite 		        Sep 27, 1994
Heather Nova - Walk This World                  Oct 01, 1994
Cranberries - Zombie				Oct 04, 1994
Veruca Salt - Seether                           Oct 25, 1994
Stone Roses - Love Spreads			Dec 01, 1994
Bush - Everything Zen				Dec 05, 1994
Pearl Jam - Better Man				Dec 06, 1994


Anyone know where I could get free access to past Billboard charts?

Thanks to tres equis for the Triple J Hottest 100 writeups which helped me remember many of these artists.

___ says re: E2 Scratch Pad: I think you should definitely node the paper. But put the equations in for the pedants. They eat that shit like it's candy.

18:47 <Inflatable_Monk> I do express my love, but not the kind of love I would give to a girl. I express love to my family and my God. I'm not devoid of love and emotion. To me sex takes the back seat in love.
18:49 <Apatrix> sex takes the back seat only until it jumps into the driver's seat, grabs the wheel and steps on it.

"So we're moving towards a new distinction of class, not founded on money, but on the ability to use one's critical sense and to select information."
- Umberto Eco on the Internet

dead rat game (thing)

(thing) by zhaus                     Reputation: 4 C!                  Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:38 utc

Spinning the rat on the tail needs more and more practice, but can you do it! It is to be done to play the game to fun. Having the rat the First Person spin it over it's tail. Run away he does then so other friends left look at rat spin fun. Then&he make fun of other friends because they're not knowing what fun comes next. He take hose and sprays friends so fun! They get mad but he talk to them, "they were silly fun to watch dead rat." Then all are funny happy.

16:36 <TenMinJoe> I like the way the noded lyrics have "Whoa" in them as if Joey from Blossom was singing it.

"less a parody than an homage..."

For Nate Oostendorp


I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by lesbian, monkey, and soy nodes,
getting a brain freeze from pipe linking Butterfinger McFlurry too many times,
angelheaded noders burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the e2 servers when the word galaxy comes up,
who bared their brains to the Content Editors and saw their writeups nuked to the furthest reaches of hell,
who passed through Everything University with eyes glazed over hallucinating M-noder status and the all-consuming desire for the respect of one's peers,
who were borged from the chatterbox for stoopid & adding to GTKY nodes that would soon to be destroyed,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their time in the glow of a CRT and watching their writeups get up- and down-voted like beating of a heart on too much caffeine,

To be continued...?


EDB in whom I sit lonely! EDB in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in EDB!. . .


Jetifi says
Nate Oostendorp! I'm with you in Kansas
where you're madder than I am
I'm with you in Kansas
where you must feel very strange...

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allseeingeye says just be careful with the spitvalve. ;)

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