Findings:

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he became an old man
• I remember when all this was trees
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I Was a Boy
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I Was Cruel
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• November 4, 1995
• When I was young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was five
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• When I was ten years old
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When I Was a Lad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Was a Babe
• When were the gospels written?
• When she was bad
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When touch was simple
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• man when you are telling me how it was
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was 9
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• and with that, the final word was written
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I married him because he was not mean
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was A Baby
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• back when our blood was still warm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When we were little kids, running
• When frogs go bad
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• This is When it Happens
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Charity (user)
• When We left Earth
• hes (user)
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• When does a dream become public domain?
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• What's He Building?
• history is written by the victors
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Everything Quest
• Chex Quest
• Police Quest 2: The Vengeance
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Master Quest
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• It's the Season for Graves Cracking: The 2006 Quest for Fear

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