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• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Could/can vs Would/will
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If eyes could talk
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• She could not live with or without him
• How would you understand?
• If only men would listen!
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• an ache you would ask for
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• it would be hilarious if only
• Whom I would declare war on
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• That Could Wait
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What Would God Do?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What would Jesus drive?
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• If I could be someone
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I could not leave it lonely.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I would do that for you
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• What would Jesus buy?
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• It was all I could do not to cry
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would You Do?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I Could Live In Hope
• Farther than I could see
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• would
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Surely he would remember this
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• would you place bets on my heart
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Well You Would Right_root (category)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I wish I could cry
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I would love to hold your hand.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The dog who would not beg
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• Life without music would be a mistake
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If these walls could talk
• I wish I could bottle you
• eternity would be boring
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• I could not fire
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• the only comfort we could ever have
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I would kill my mother
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• And the air would taste of patterns
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I could care less
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• And All That Could Have Been
• Could you have danced with me?
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The dog who would not move
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I thought that the tree would fall
• If I could do it all over again
• we could get lost in the fall
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I could drown in your eyes
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I never thought it would be like this
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• What pornos would have us believe
• Would you want to live there?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• If you could see me cry
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Her smile could light up a three-story building

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