Findings:

• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• That would be me
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You mean the me that you would be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Let me be your fantasy
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• it would be hilarious if only
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• A whimper would be fine
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Free to Be, You and Me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• let me be your first upvote
• I never thought it would be like this
• If your wish be to close me
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• That I Would Be Good
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• far be it from me
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Be gentle with me
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The Man Who Would Be King
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• OBAFGKM
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Look siad me Be like me
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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