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• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would like to have emotions
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What pornos would have us believe
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would Sensei Do?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Would you want to live there?
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Eddie would go
• That would be me
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What Would Judas Do?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not back off
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• would
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Who Would True Valour See
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• How would you understand?
• Because that would make sense
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Just to see what it would be like
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• What Would the Community Think
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• eternity would be boring
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What would Feynman do?
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Well You Would Right (user)
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What Would Buddha Do?
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I would like
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What Would God Do?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• That I Would Be Good
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• Surely he would remember this
• I never thought I would node this
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Would you like to know more?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You would make a wonderful father
• A book that would feed our chats
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Grandpaw would
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A whimper would be fine
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Whom I would declare war on
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• What Would You Do?
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• What would Jesus drive?

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